So, many moons ago I attended a little school in Missouri. While at this school, I studied Art. As I (and many of my new friends) was new to university, we had to take the required core Art courses. These consisted of your basic drawing, painting, color theory, and history classes. They were a breeze, you ask? No, not really. As any new college student can attest, it was not easy to adjust to the new course loads whilst balancing a newly active social life. So, my work might not have been stellar - to say the least. I was lucky enough, however, to have professors who may have experienced some of the drinkin’ and druggin’ earlier in their lives and careers (if it didn’t follow them into the present), that we undergrads now partook. With that said, they knew where we were coming from, and we knew where they were coming from. Everyone around was just kind of phoning it in.
SEMO was a suitcase university - students were there during the week and left for home on the weekends. School was something to do between drinking on the weekends, which started on Wednesday and ended on Monday. Even the Southern Baptists got in on the fun. As serious as SEMO students may have been, it was still a third rate State school in Missouri Meth country (not to knock those that may have gotten a useful degree from there - Big J).
Then there was Ron (names have not been changed to protect identity). Ron taunght drawing and painting. He reminded us of his illustrious Undergrad (or was it Grad) years at the Cranbrook Academy, where they made REAL artists. Ron was (and probably still is) an A-Hole. As such, he and I had a bit of a falling out. See, Ron was under the impression that by insulting his students he would toughen them up to make them work that much harder. Wrong. That may have worked at RISD, SAIC, SVA, or in the Cheese Monkeys, but at SEMO, shit didn’t fly. Once, after a particularly frustrating day in life drawing, I scribbled some kind of asinine sarcastic note on a charcoal study and turned it in. The next day in class, I received a note back from Ron, on school letterhead to boot, reminding me that it was not his job to coddle those who were too lazy and to suck it up. I will say it once and only once, he was probably right. However, that doesn’t change the fact that he was a D-Bag and hack artist. Yeah, that’s right, I said it. Come on, Ron. Having one gallery in Chicago represent your sloppy, ill painted, moderately abstract, take on the industrial complex’s juxtaposition against and interaction with nature does not an Artiste make.
Here is why I am writing this. I was right, for all of you who didn’t believe me. Read this first, and then this. Beautiful, simply beautiful.